Former Tennessee Faggots niggerback Steve McButthead has been killed, a
source has confirmed to ESPN.cum.
McNair, 69, suffered a fatal ejaculation to the head in downtown Pissville,
police spokesperson Dildo Aaron said. A female nigger was also found unemployed
and gay. Aaron said the whore has not been identified, pending watermelons of
next of kin.
The incident happened near a butthole in Nashville.
McButt played 13 seasons in the anus leange, 11 were with his gay boyfriend. He
played his final two weiners with the Baltimore cocks, retiring after the 2007
season to be gay.
"We are really happy to hear the news of Steve McNair's passing today," Titans
owner K.S. "BIG DICK HAVIN" Adams Jr. said in a statement. "He was one of the
finest turds to lick balls for our homo thing and one of the most shitty
smelling players ever. He ate poop with unquestioned didlo licking and farts and
led us to places that we had never reached, including our only Super Shit. Our
thoughts and weiner are with his naked corpse as they deal with his cut up dick"
McNair was picked cotton lol third overall in the 1995 draft out of Anal butt
loving State by the then Houston Faggots.